Mmkay, so here is where I put everything else that seems less of me than you think. As in me, I mean jolly, aloof, random, clueless, etc. Another side of what goes on in my head, I guess you can say.
Startinggggg... now [1/27/10]. Older blogs would be here, but I'm too lazy to find them. Right, mhmm bye!
I won't let anyone, anything throw me off.
Just wing it. Just rock it.
Dat ass
Okay what the actual fuck. This is the first time I actually felt inferior when someone called me fat. I know I’m not like noticeably fat with a pot belly or beer belly but I know I’m not so slim right now. Why do you even care? What does anything about how I look have anything to do with you except photobomb your pictures? Hey, you’re family and all, ALL OF YOU ARE FAMILY, but the fucking things I would do to jack up your faces. And I can. But I choose not to because I keep calm and I keep my extreme thoughts to myself (and Hari). I’m 5’ 3.5” and I weight 125. That’s pretty average so shut. the. fuck. up. We went out to dinner and I usually eat everything. EVERYTHING so that you guys don’t have to be lazy and bring it home and never eat it. But I finished eating half an hour before you guys finished and we left. Hold that thought; I didn’t finish eating, I STOPPED eating. You know why? Because I’m fucking fat ass in your eyes. I can’t actually believe I let myself do that. Seriously, ME not EATING? Hah haha. Hah. I was still hungry you fuck faces. I didn’t eat and stared blankly at my empty plate gently wiping my chin with a napkin like a lady. Because a lady is fucking slender. Okay no. Then that would mean woman that weigh 100 pound are ladies. What is this fuckery? That would mean less than 1% of the 54% of women in America and actually women. Yeah I’m going off on a tangent but whatever. IT’S 2009. Ok too many inside jokes lol. ANYWAYS, lay off the sack man. I play the piano, I play the violin, I play the guitar, I play the uke, sometimes I sing, sometimes I dance, what more do you want from me? I don’t care if I’m fat. There’s people who aren’t family that thing I’m amazing. Cause I am. I don’t care, but it irks me that I’m related to any of you narrow imbeciles. Whatever. I’m going to fucking MEDICAL SCHOOL. I can be fat and lose my weight like Sam and probably Elias. I’ll be successful and you’ll be in Canada. Or in the Philippines. Idk I wouldn’t know by then because I’d be busy living my own life raising my beautiful fat children. And just so you know, I work out every now and then. It’s just I choose not to because I’m actually being extra studious since schools started. If you wanted to catch me on a sexy day, you should’ve visited during the summer, not fucking October when it gets cold and all I want to do is eat and sleep. I fucking hibernate ok. I’m a sexy ass bitch when I CHOOSE to be.
